"I think I've been dead since '98."
And my response:
I think I’ve been dead since ’98.
Oh, that was also the year I was born, actually. Keep forgetting that. The thing about dying and living at the same time is that it’s often hard to keep things straight, so I write most things in a little leather-bound notebook I keep on my person. Appropriately, it has “Things” embossed on the front. If you don’t mind, I’ll write your name in here—not that I’m calling you a “thing”, per see (humans get so touchy about labels. That observation, by the way, is Thing #24), but you’ll understand that it’s just to be concise. Alright? Good.
Read the other responses:
Kat!e Larson - katesnovelidea.blogspot.com
Lady Violet - ladyvioletsblog.blogspot.com
Ginny Romney - romneyrants.blogspot.com
Brianne Dosch - heartmindthoughtsemotions.blogspot.com
Tiffany Jones - http://rudwrite.blogspot.com